Monday, February 8, 2010

Poor Hank Baskett


Lets give a big round of applause for Purdue Alum Drew Brees! I heart you Drew and your adorable little 1yr old son. I was teary eyed at the end of the game right there with you and your spawn with the huge forehead. I am impressed at that little squeekers neck strength. Those noise blocking head phones looked a little heavy and he was holding up that head nicely. Well done little man! I also would like to nominate the kicker as MVP. He was on FIRE! I do feel for the Colts and their loss but lets be honest if your gonna lose why not lose to a city that really appreciates the win. I mean I will take a loss to NO over stupid face Tom Brady any day of the week. As far as I am concerned Tom and Gisele can go back to Brazil and wear tiny little bathing suits and talk about how good looking they are and pretend like he didn't dump his prego girlfriend for her. GOOD RIDDANCE!

I watched the game at a friends where it was me and five guys I have ZERO interest in romantically. I am just one of the guys with these dudes. Let me tell you ladies this is not the easiest role in the world to play. There was plenty of flatulence,gambling, burping and mildly insulting comments made about women. I laughed them off but am really concerned this is how the male population thinks of the opposite sex. Also, did anyone notice how many commercials were bashing women, girlfriends and wives in particular? I was miffed. The old joke that women drag their husbands to the mall to shop during the Superbowl is ridiculous! As if we are A.)that inconsiderate and B) that uninterested in football. Whatev.

Let's see what else went on this week? I went to see Dear John on Sat night ALONE. A romantic drama alone on a Sat night? Are you crazy Jackie? Aren't you worried people will look at you and think poor single girl watching the Nicolas Sparks movie? BAH! Hardly. The only embarrassing part was I had to unbutton my jeans that I fooled myself into thinking I fit in. Meh no one noticed. The movie was terrible. It should have been entitled

"Dear John, You are not nor will you ever be as charming and good looking as Noah Calhoun (the lead in The Notebook.)
Regards,
Jackie."

This movie was desperately trying to capture the magic that was is The Notebook but failed miserably. Mistake one: casting Channing Tatum as the lead. Yes he is drop dead hunky but let not forget where he got his start in show business. That's right folks the porn industry. GROSS. You can wash all the army fatigues you want on those six pack abs but it will never change the fact that you probably have a 3 STD's at any given time. Mistake two: making the little boy in the movie autistic....spare me. I am SO over it. Even in all of its atrocious glory this movie still made me cry. DAMN YOU NICKY SPARKS! DAMN YOU FOR PLAYING ON MY HIGH LEVELS OF ESTROGEN!!!!!!!

Next weekend is Valentines Day. I will have LOTS to say so start waiting with bated breath now.

I want to take this time to give a shout out to some loyal readers who have shown interest in this blog!

Uncle Thom
Rachel
Rick Liang
Random Girl from SLU
Goose
B.Bunnell
Lucy Alice's Mother
Bethy


You guys rock! I promise to update more often.


I'll see you soon..........

4 comments:

Beth said...

yeah... i just wanted to say hi to
Uncle Thom
Rachel
Rick Liang
Random Girl from SLU
Goose
B.Bunnell
Lucy Alice's Mother

too...

sflamion said...

Thanks for the shout out Jacks, and for the insightful review of "Dear John". Following your blog post I looked it up on rottentomatoes and learned that it's now enjoying a 30% rating, lol. My favorite review described the lead as "a blank, an empty six-pack shell...". Lucy says hi.

Getch said...

I have favorited this page and refuse to be left off the acknowledgments in the future.

steve said...

not gonna lie. that movie looks terrible. but if we watched it together, the other people in the theater would have us kicked out for laughing too loudly.

ps - that guy is gross. he looks like a porn star