I'm BAAAAAAAACK

Hello Hello! I apologize for my 3 month Blog hiatus but understandably I needed some time to mourn the end of Jesse and Sandra's Marriage. You know I was so devastated I even considered moving to New Orleans and adopting a little baby named Louie. But that biotch Sandra beat me to it. Who does she think she is?! Listen sister you had ONE good movie role. Do I need to bring up the movie 38 days. That movie made me want to stab my own eyes out. Yes your husband cheated on you with what looks like a human ink stain but come on we have all had our bad luck in love. Excuse me I had to go on a date with a guy who was a Detroit Lions fan. WHAT! the lions?! To make matters worse he wasn't even from Detroit. Talk about a real slap in the face. So buck up and quit your griping you have an Oscar for Christs sake!

So what is new with me. Weeeeeeeeelllllllll I am in love! bhahah just kidding. I am not. Still no men on the horizon. I need to book my air balloon ride soon. Not sure who will accompany me. perhaps I will bring Blue and put a little leather riding cap and motorcycle goggles on her. that would make for a nice x-mas photo. I am sure it will all work out.

What else have I done in the past three months. Some highlights

-Went to a Brett Micheal's concert pre brain hemorrhage. Laughed at the 40 yr old groupies who swooned over the diabetic crooner.
-Moving apartments this weekend. Got a roommate named Phillipe. I think he has a jet ski which will be taking FULL advantage of.
-Have decided to watch the entire series of Six Feet Under from the beginning.
-contracted Bieber Fever

Well I DID get asked out on a date last week. I said yes but since have canceled. I feel badly but you know this guy just isn't me at ALL. I know I need to keep an open mind but really is it fair to have this guy pay for my fillet Mignon when I know I am not interested. That just doesn't seem right now does it? On to the next!

I have some weddings coming up this summer which I will take Baz Lurhmans advice and dance the funky chicken while wearing sunscreen and reading old love letters ( see song Everybody's free for this reference)

Thats all for now!

Toodalooski!